Drunk Uncle is the best!

- What’s the matter Alyssa? Cat got your Prius?
- All these kids care about is if this wi-fi is organic?
- You know what I call the hunger games? Tryin to raise 6 kids on an exterminators salary.
- He’s still Cassius Clay to me Seth.
- Knock Knock! Who’s there? Immigrants. GO AWAY!