work 9-530 but it was so gorgeous outside. It felt like a prison sentence. I got to leave 1/2 an hour early but I had to bus home. But I made good time. I just went for a run. meeting at BP for wings and drinks with my fellow coaches
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She is also begging for me to share her with you guys. I don’t know why they think this will help. You guys seem to just observe my blog, while only a few of you actually interact with me. Whatever.
Jenna won’t stop pestering me until I do two things: Tell you to follow her: Follow her! Tell you she smells like flowers, not feet: She smells like flowers, not feet.
Work 630-11 was fun, but I got written up at the end of my shift. Work 9-430 tomorrow. GAY. My beard is getting so much closer to being good again. I saw a sweet video of a bear cub playing in a bucket of water. I don’t know where it was though. I really want to share my wonderful idea with you, but I shan’t and I won’t.
Courtney - David - Jenna - Julie - Rachel - Tomek Check out these bitches. They ill.
thedailywhat: World Record of the Day: Chiddy Bang’s Chiddy successfully set a new Guinness World Record for Longest Freestyle Rap by spitting for 9 hours, 18 minutes, and 22 seconds straight. The entire thing was streamed live on the MTV O Music Awards website, but until they find room in their servers for a replay of that beast you can check out the concluding minutes above. [mtvoma.] ...
I have the overwhelming sensation that I should be doing something. I’ve got that feeling you get when you have an assignment that you should be working on but you’re watching TV instead. The thing is I don’t have any assignments because it’s fucking summer time! So yeah, that’s kind of weird. I feel like I should be doing something, and that that something is...
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Jenna is pretty legit: She’s basically the female Mr. T. She claims we aren’t best friends, but we are. She likes kids. She smells a bit like feet. Rumor has it her tears can cure cancer. Too bad she never cries.
It’s only gay if your balls touch– Jacob, one of my oldest and best friends.
I want a tattoo. I wish I could have a tattoo that lasts for like 2 or 3 years. I wish it was socially acceptable. I can’t wait to be done school and in the real world. I’m so pleased to be done school for the summer. I went to sushi with Nigel, Fathom, Jenna, Rachel, Courtney, and Jacob. Nigel and Fathom are going home saturday and I’m going to miss them so much when they...
I have a church video I need done. Here is the idea in a nutshell: I will need a...– (via clientsfromhell) How could you not take this job?
topherchris: Mickey Avalon — My Dick
iTunes on my iPhone
How many songs: 2288 Sort by song title: First Song: Addiction - Kanye West Last Song: 54321 - Kid Sister Sort by time: Shortest Song: The Greatest Rapper Ever (Interlude) - Notorious BIG (0:08) Longest Song: STH - Charles Hamilton (13:59) Sort by artist: First Artist: B.o.B Last Artist: 50 Cent Sort by album: First Album: A Cold Welcome - Omar LinX Last Album: 808s & Heartbreaks - Kanye...
I woke up feeling like I need another week of sleep. I’m feeling good about last night. I’m doing something tonight, but I don’t know what. People want to drink, people want sushi. I don’t know. I’m supposed to go to Donnelly’s Saturday night but now I learn I have stuff all morning Sunday. I think I’ll go but no dranks. Baseball starts monday night....
A super fun evening with an amazing girl. I hope there’s more of these in the future.
because they are bears.
Write paper. Introduce David to neighbours who potentially have a puppy for him and mike. Hand in previously mentioned paper. Drive mom to work. Go home and handsome myself up. Seeing her tonight :)
white people always ruin everthing
fuck yeah white people.
went for a good run today. did some laundry. I visited Amanda and Caitlyn on campus on their break. it was awesome to see them. work 5-10.
go rap for the circus.
I learned all the important stuff in life when I...
hawaiiansdonotblog: Garbage bags make for pretty shitty parachutes. If you want something start by asking for something far more extravagant. Start with a Pony… end up with a kitten. Result. Nobody likes a tattle-tale. Your time will come. Bad words are the funnest ones to learn. (Language teachers this is an easy way to keep your students entertained) The dog is not a suitable Hide and Seek...
heres no hot girls here jamie. theyre all fat or look like sarah silverman– Chris Gill everybody.
waitingforandycoop-deactivated2 asked: The bitch i'm talking about is actually a player in an Apples to Apples game..