Through the Wire: Archive

May 1st

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May 1st

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May 1st

0449

work 9-530 but it was so gorgeous outside. It felt like a prison sentence. I got to leave 1/2 an hour early but I had to bus home. But I made good time. I just went for a run. meeting at BP for wings and drinks with my fellow coaches

Apr 30th

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This blog →

last one I promise.

Apr 30th

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Courtney too →

She is also begging for me to share her with you guys. I don’t know why they think this will help. You guys seem to just observe my blog, while only a few of you actually interact with me. Whatever.

Apr 30th

JENNA →

Jenna won’t stop pestering me until I do two things: Tell you to follow her: Follow her! Tell you she smells like flowers, not feet: She smells like flowers, not feet.

Apr 30th

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0448

Work 630-11 was fun, but I got written up at the end of my shift. Work 9-430 tomorrow. GAY. My beard is getting so much closer to being good again. I saw a sweet video of a bear cub playing in a bucket of water. I don’t know where it was though. I really want to share my wonderful idea with you, but I shan’t and I won’t.

Apr 30th

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Apr 29th

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Follow Friday:

Courtney - David - Jenna - Julie - Rachel - Tomek Check out these bitches. They ill.

Apr 29th

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Apr 29th

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Apr 29th

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Watch

thedailywhat: World Record of the Day: Chiddy Bang’s Chiddy successfully set a new Guinness World Record for Longest Freestyle Rap by spitting for 9 hours, 18 minutes, and 22 seconds straight. The entire thing was streamed live on the MTV O Music Awards website, but until they find room in their servers for a replay of that beast you can check out the concluding minutes above. [mtvoma.] ...

Apr 29th

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0447

I have the overwhelming sensation that I should be doing something. I’ve got that feeling you get when you have an assignment that you should be working on but you’re watching TV instead. The thing is I don’t have any assignments because it’s fucking summer time! So yeah, that’s kind of weird. I feel like I should be doing something, and that that something is...

Apr 29th

Follow this girl →

Jenna is pretty legit: She’s basically the female Mr. T. She claims we aren’t best friends, but we are. She likes kids. She smells a bit like feet. Rumor has it her tears can cure cancer. Too bad she never cries.

Apr 29th

“It’s only gay if your balls touch”

– Jacob, one of my oldest and best friends.

Apr 29th

0446

I want a tattoo. I wish I could have a tattoo that lasts for like 2 or 3 years. I wish it was socially acceptable. I can’t wait to be done school and in the real world. I’m so pleased to be done school for the summer. I went to sushi with Nigel, Fathom, Jenna, Rachel, Courtney, and Jacob. Nigel and Fathom are going home saturday and I’m going to miss them so much when they...

Apr 29th

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Apr 29th

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“I have a church video I need done. Here is the idea in a nutshell: I will need a...”

– (via clientsfromhell) How could you not take this job?

Apr 28th

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Apr 28th

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topherchris: Mickey Avalon — My Dick

Apr 28th

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iTunes on my iPhone

How many songs: 2288 Sort by song title: First Song: Addiction - Kanye West Last Song: 54321 - Kid Sister Sort by time: Shortest Song: The Greatest Rapper Ever (Interlude) - Notorious BIG (0:08) Longest Song: STH - Charles Hamilton (13:59) Sort by artist: First Artist: B.o.B Last Artist: 50 Cent Sort by album: First Album: A Cold Welcome - Omar LinX Last Album: 808s & Heartbreaks - Kanye...

Apr 28th

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Apr 28th

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Apr 28th

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0445

I woke up feeling like I need another week of sleep. I’m feeling good about last night. I’m doing something tonight, but I don’t know what. People want to drink, people want sushi. I don’t know. I’m supposed to go to Donnelly’s Saturday night but now I learn I have stuff all morning Sunday. I think I’ll go but no dranks. Baseball starts monday night....

Apr 28th

A super fun evening with an amazing girl. I hope there’s more of these in the future.

Apr 28th

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BBBBBBRRRRRUUUUIIIIINNNNSSSS

because they are bears.

Apr 28th

Apr 27th

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0444

Write paper. Introduce David to neighbours who potentially have a puppy for him and mike. Hand in previously mentioned paper. Drive mom to work. Go home and handsome myself up. Seeing her tonight :)

Apr 27th

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Apr 26th

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white people always ruin everthing

fuck yeah white people.

Apr 26th

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Apr 26th

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0443

this girl.

Apr 26th

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0442

went for a good run today. did some laundry. I visited Amanda and Caitlyn on campus on their break. it was awesome to see them. work 5-10.

Apr 25th

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go rap for the circus.

Apr 25th

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I learned all the important stuff in life when I...

hawaiiansdonotblog: Garbage bags make for pretty shitty parachutes. If you want something start by asking for something far more extravagant. Start with a Pony… end up with a kitten. Result. Nobody likes a tattle-tale. Your time will come. Bad words are the funnest ones to learn. (Language teachers this is an easy way to keep your students entertained) The dog is not a suitable Hide and Seek...

Apr 25th

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