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I whip my ______ back and forth.
I whip my ______ back and forth.
ottawadays replied to your post: FMK: Christina Hendricks, Blake Lively, Kristen Bell. GO Christina Hendricks is fucking sexy Yes. Yes she is. Redheads with monster curves are awesome.
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Movies I will never grow tired of: Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs Hot Rod Inglourious Basterds Hot Fuzz Taken Four Brothers
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I wish I went to Chris’s dinosaurs class today, they’re doing the extinction right now and it’s SO cool. I made a responsible decision and stayed home to do my homework instead. I have to work on 2 photo assignments this week, I’m not going to finish my drawing assignment for tomorrow so I’m not going to rush to finish it. I am getting ready for my portfolio...
sogoddamn replied to your post: RIP Leslie Nielson. You’re a bad person. Is this in regard to me saying “Surely he can’t be dead” ? because if it is I don’t see how that makes me a bad person. It was in reference to airplane when someone says surely you can’t be serious and he responds something along the lines of “I’m serious, and don’t call...
RIP Leslie Nielson.
Surely he can’t be dead.
WAT IS REAL LIFE
Me and Miya-Face went to the same middle school and had like 50% of the exact same friends and we totally must’ve known one another, yet we both don’t really remember one another. This is so weird and tripping me out. What the fuck.
Work Christmas Party Highlights: Food was amazing. Comedians were alright, my old supervisor was so funny heckling, then he went on stage and destroyed them. Good prizes were given out, although the good prizes all went to seniors, supes, or managers. Just saying. haha nah, it just worked out like that I guess. There were some drunk mother fuckers. One guy got out of the car on the highway,...
Track of the Day: Throw some D’s (Remix) - Kanye West This is one of my favourite tracks off of the Can’t Tell Me Nothing mixtape. This is a pretty solid mixtape from just before Graduation dropped. The people on the disc are legit, Kid Sister, GLC, Big Sean, Talib Kweli, and Common all make appearances, and a few others. This track is good, Hater Family is a good track too. Pro Nails...
Work was so busy and the holidays make everyone crazy. My friends, or most of them, are getting drunk in honor of Kate’s birthday. I am sad because I want very much so to be a part of the festivities. Natalie Portman is so amazing and hot. I don’t want to go to work tomorrow. I’m feeling really blah the last week or so. Time to go to sleeeep.
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monsieur-antichrist: Rod Sterling, +200 cool points Steve Yzerman
Saw RED last night, pretty good. Woke up this morning because I was supposed to help my dad clean, which consisted of basically nothing. It was a waste of waking up early. I would get my new phone today but I work way too much and I have to get a credit card first. I have work to do for school, but that really just consists of drawing. I have to do it all on monday. I’m sad I...
you ain't got no fuckin' Yeezy in your Serato?
I don’t even know why I pulled an all nighter. I barely did any work. It was like oh I’ll start some work soon, just a few more minutes and I barely did shit. I finished my assignment, handed it in etc. I was gonna chill with Davey today after class, but shit got real and he had to bail. So now I’m home with the family trying to figure out some plans but I doubt anything is...
Congrats to "replacements"
You are my 200th follower! You get an internet highfive!
If I lived by myself: No one talking to me whenever they come into a room. No one using the bathroom when I need it. No one waking me up. No one making asinine comments while I try to watch television or do homework. No one to move hide my things.
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things I’ve done while I should be doing my essay: Beat my high score on facebook tetris. opened my paper in word. ( step 1 ) made a pot of coffee. watched Big Bang Theory. Opened my essay outline and lazily began expanding it with filler. Thought about doing other homework.
1 more follower till 200! Still haven’t started my paper. Got McDicks for dinner cuz I was lazy. Instant regret. Gonna get a new phone: iPhone 4, BB Torch, or something different?
Today I had that awkward feeling where someone has gone to the effort to learn and remember your name, and you realize you know exactly who they are but you don’t know their name at all. Today I check my pay stub. I got a mandatory vacation payout and it quadrupled my paycheck. Montreal was a waste of time. We got there at noon, left at 4. The driver was slow and it took us 3 hours of...
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Hawaiians do not blog: How to Shower Like a Man →
hawaiiansdonotblog: Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the ‘woo-woo’ sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. Get in the… This is scarily accurate.
Things I really like but do not know anything about: Def Jam Poetry Art Women
Kanye west production from back in 1996 →
thehappyunfortunate: prettty dope i must say
Things I find more difficult than I really should: Watching hockey and playing Tetris at the same time. Flipping pancakes, eggs, grilled cheese, etc. Being near swans or geese. (I’m very afraid of them) Talking to women. Being patient. Deleting music from my iPod and people from my phone.
Today: Woke up around 9 to text messages asking whats going on for our group presentation. Answered them, went to sleep. Woke up at 1. Finished Tarot cards for class. I think they were ok, but everyone else’s were so detailed. Mine were plain, but met the requirements. Did presentation, handed in tarot cards. Got new assignment. Home. Deeeeeeelicious burgers for dinner. Went to work,...